Ten o’clock is a wonderful time of night. Anything difficult has theoretically been handled. If not, it’s not worth dealing with until morning. Ten is when it becomes truly okay to do what you want. If you want to go to the gym, throw on some sneakers and book it over. If you are planning upon going out, blast some awful Top 40 music and get yourself together. If you just want to sit around and watch television, go on ahead and cuddle up with a warm blanket. It’s not like you’re going to get anything else done anyway.
Yesterday, for the first time in my life, 10 p.m. became a problem. At about 9:25, my roommates and I were sitting in our living room, typing away on our laptops, feigning productivity. Regina Spektor softly filled the room, singing about love and radios and other indie concerns. Then, a strange sound broke the mood: my stomach growled. Suddenly, all we could discuss is how no one had eaten dinner.
Of course, predictably, we had no idea where to go. The four of us wandered from room to room for 35 minutes, adjusting décor, making phone calls, doing anything but make a decision. Out of nowhere, we decided to go to a brand-new restaurant in Midtown: Munchies 420 Café, 1702 W. University Ave.
I had been there once before, the day after it opened. However, it was a game day. We had just beaten Tennessee. The town was nothing like it normally is. The menu was following suit.
So, yesterday was my first time getting the full experience. I promise you, experience is the right word.
The menu is overwhelming. Really, incredibly, wonderfully overwhelming. They know their audience. The offerings are absurd, ranging from fried cheesecake bites to peanut butter burgers. There is an entire section of the menu I cannot even begin to fathom titled “Fat Sandwiches.” These sandwiches offer different combinations of everything they have on their menu. Want some cheeseburgers, man-n-cheese, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks and onion rings? No problem. More in a breakfast mood? That’s perfect. They’ll just take eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, cheese and tomatoes and put it on some bread for you. For $10, your stomach might literally explode but whatever, it’s a college town. Do it.
We are less adventurous folk. The girls ordered sandwiches and wings, all of which were over sized. My choice, after way too much time spent throwing an impromptu dance party while perusing the menu, was a Philly Cheesesteak Quesadilla. It might have changed my life a little. The thing was massive, stuffed with steak, peppers, onions and cheese. So much cheese. Apparently there’s also something called Tiger Horseradish sauce involved. I’m not quite sure what that entails but I approve. For $7, I was a happy kid, struggling to dip the monster in sour cream and salsa. Completely exorbitant, but my fork and I got it handled.
My roommates and I stumbled out onto University, disgusted with ourselves. We blamed out over-stuffed bellies on our failure to eat dinner at a normal hour, cursing the gods for creating such an accommodating establishment. After all, what ravenous college kid can resist a restaurant open from 4:20 p.m. to 4:20 a.m.? More importantly, who would want to?
Our whining made it to the crosswalk. Then, the plans for our next visit began.
